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iconoclassist) wrote2015-03-28 02:06 pm
iconoclassist) wrote2015-03-28 02:06 pm
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[So, college. That magical place where young people learn things that will relevant to their futures as functioning members of society. Drinking, hangover cures, time management, social networking, problem-solving...
...Oh, and there are actual classes, too.
But that's not what interests us today! No, today a certain captain of the archery team is arriving at the campus coffee shop with a note and a really incredibly distressed look on her face.
And her full gear, no less.]
Hey, does anyone in here know who owns the audi parked out by the woods near the edge of campus?
[...that's certainly not ominous to whomever owns the thing.]
...Oh, and there are actual classes, too.
But that's not what interests us today! No, today a certain captain of the archery team is arriving at the campus coffee shop with a note and a really incredibly distressed look on her face.
And her full gear, no less.]
Hey, does anyone in here know who owns the audi parked out by the woods near the edge of campus?
[...that's certainly not ominous to whomever owns the thing.]