No, Shirin. This is purely unfair.

[She wanted him to run his fangs up one of her ears, and then lick the scratch closed, right?]

And if you would like, I will be glad to do it and more nightly. All I ask is that you officially cut ties with the elven court, so that my county does not become a scene of international intrigue or a case of casus belli for your former queen.